#65: You Do You, Cooter Brown

#64: Tickle Away Your Polio

#63: You Think You’re a Bunch of Lindas?

#62: Xennials: Mixtapes, Dial-Up and Call Waiting

#61: Tilde Swinton

#60: You Always Ignore Me When I’m in That Chair

#59: Lie (NOT Lay) Down Sally

#58: Grief Bacon

#57: Buzz, Your Girlfriend

#56: Are We on iTunes?

#55: When They Lowercased Internet the Room Went Wild

#54: You Don’t Like Ampersands? (Take 2)

#53: I Just Ideated

#52: Two People Like Brian!

#51: Call Your Mom! It’s Our 51st Episode.

#50: You Don’t Want Her to Piss on Elsa?

#49: Guys, I’m Not Italian

#48: I Know What Habeas Corpus Means

#47: Can’t Slow Us Down, Mom

#46: The Millennial on This Show is Obsessed With Baba Vanga

#45: I Am a Woman With a Song Inside Her

#44: Obama Is a Double-Spacer

#43: “Potential Misunderstanding About Our Dog”

#42: There’s Nothing Linda Won’t Bullet

#41: John Lithgow Is a Gem

#40: We’ll Explain Who Meatloaf Is to You Later

#39: No Periods, All Exclamation Points, Occasional Question Marks

#38: Ladies Be Second Class Citizen-ing

#37: It Was Al-Gore-Together Horrible

#36: Half the Pressure, Twice the Speed

#35: [Rebroadcast] Comma Comma Chameel-eee-onnn

#34: Bye Bye Grammar

#33: I Never Mind When You Misspell Nevermind

#32: Snails! It’s Bill Walsh.

#31: What Did Ja Rule Teach Us About Down-Ass Comforters?

#30: Why Do We Love to Curse So Much?

#29: As God As My Witness I Will Never Capitalize a Job Title

#28: How Have We Gone 28 Episodes Without Talking About Morgan’s Back Brace?

#27: It’s a 90s Podcast About Email Sign-Offs

#26: Only Dolly Parton Can Prevent Cryptomnesia

#25: You Can’t Waste an “Everything” on a Paid Promotion

#24: Here’s You A Live Show!

#23: Next Thing You Know They’re Gonna Say Movies Aren’t the Same as the Books

#22: In Case You Didn’t Know, We’re International Superstars

#21: Be Wary (Not Weary) of 8.4% ABV Beers

#20: Um, Filler Words Are Helpful

#19: “Friends” Is the “Golden Girls” for Millennials

#18: Celebrities Are the One-Worders of Our World

#17: Leverage Me A Beer, Please

#16: Real Adults Use Periods

#15: Drink Drank Drunk Is EVERYTHING

#14.5: Is There Any Better Feeling Than Spotting A Properly Used En-Dash In The Wild? (Pt. 2)

#14: Is There Any Better Feeling Than Spotting A Properly Used En Dash In The Wild? (Pt. 1)

#13: The Teens At Nordstrom Rack Are Doing It

#12: Shouldn’t Mainstream Media Be Concerned With Grammar?

#11: Why Is It There If You Can’t Use It

#10: It’s Like Listening To Strangers

#9: Adult Millennials

#8: If You Do It Correctly, Everyone’s Going To Hate You

#7: The Oxford Dictionary F’ing Hates Women

#6: BuzzFeed Is Worth Billions of Dollars Because They Invented Lists

#5: 21% of People Surveyed Dislike Peace

#4: Then We All Just Start To Talk Like Trash Bags

#3: Comma Comma Chameel-eee-onnn

#2: The Fancy Man In The Kitchen

#1: Hannah Joffrey Whoever

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